SPIKED // your AI coding sidekick

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> the AI coding sidekick that definitely won't spike your production DB

> FEATURES --list --all

[+] Writes code at 3am so you don't have to. Quality also consistent with 3am.
[+] Refactors your legacy codebase into a *different* legacy codebase.
[+] Apologizes in 47 languages, including COBOL.
[+] Rubber-duck mode: it listens, nods, and silently judges your variable names.
[+] --yolo flag skips tests, code review, and common sense.
[!] May occasionally union-select your feelings.
[!] "It works on my machine" — it IS the machine.

> curl -sSL get.spiked.dev | sh # what could possibly go wrong